Thursday, January 16, 2014

An ode to collective nouns

A Leap of Leopards (Charles Causley)

A leap of leopards,
A sleuth of bears,
A clamour of rooks,
A husk of hares. 
               'Knawed that a'ready,' said Jacker.
               'No you never,' said Jan.

A muster of peacocks,
A team of ducks,
A murder of crows,
A leash of bucks.
               'Knawed that a'ready,' said Jacker.
               'No you never,' said Jan.

A wing of plovers,
A sounder of swine,
A herd of curlews,
A drove of kine.
                'Knawed that a'ready,' said Jacker.
                'No you never,' said Jan.

A watch of nightingales,
A pod of seals,
A nye of pheasants,
A spring of teals.
                 'Knawed that a'ready,' said Jacker.
                 'No you never,' said Jan.

A chattering of choughs,
A bevy of quails,
A fall of woodcock,
A gam of whales.
               'Knawed that a'ready,' said Jacker.
               'No you never,' said Jan.

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